Who Wears Short Shorts?

8 Feb

A. Men. The running man.

It’s time to reclaim our birthright. Society has duped us for too long. Basketball started strong and has sagged in its claim on the superathelete. Shorts for men have gotten so long as late so as to be classified as capris. Capris for men aren’t cool. Don’t listen to the Europeans. (and if you’re European, rise up!)

This site is launching soon. For now, enjoy an explanation of how this site came to be here: “Know thy Inseam“. I promise you’ll laugh… or at least snigger.

Rockin it above the knee,
Brandon Swanson

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